I love high kicks!
People who know me best will tell you Einstein Bros. Bagels' smoked salmon shmear, moth balls, and page 33 of any Good Housekeeping magazine are what give me the most energy in life. My side hobbies include competitive dog grooming, reading the works of the Amazing Kreskin, and plastic surgery. A fun fact about me, I am legally pasty in 17 states.
I have many life mantras, but the cream of the crop has to be this one: live the way Barbra Streisand would live. (Hello Gorgeous!) This caused me to nearly legally drop the "A" from my last name in 1998.
Out of all my accomplishments, I am most proud of the two books I have written. My first book, Ha Ha…Get It? — A Bad Joke Teller’s Guide to Bringing Down the House, shattered Kindle sales records. My second, Paper Cut — How I Beat My Scrapbooking Addiction, remained on the New York Times Best Seller List for 12 weeks.
I feel most alive when I make someone laugh.